You should go. I guess we have caves here too, but it's something to be in a lava tube.

My brother suggested a tile saw -- not a tile cutter of the score-and-snap kind like I thought he was saying, but a diamond circular saw. They seem to be 5" or so, though, so only a couple of inches of cut depth, so I dunno.

Vanilla and butterscotch, mm, I should have sniffed the pines.