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Roomba, bah.
Nov. 1st, 2003 07:09 pmBehold the Electrolux Trilobite!
In other news, Over-Sexed Rugsuckers From Mars. "Serious examination of what exactly would happen if three drunk six-inch-high Martians landed on Earth, climbed inside a vacuum cleaner bag, and electronically mated with a street bum. Of course, people would eventually go running from their homes, pursued by deranged R2-D2 Hoovers."
In other news, Over-Sexed Rugsuckers From Mars. "Serious examination of what exactly would happen if three drunk six-inch-high Martians landed on Earth, climbed inside a vacuum cleaner bag, and electronically mated with a street bum. Of course, people would eventually go running from their homes, pursued by deranged R2-D2 Hoovers."
