dear insufficiently cunning supermarket moguls,

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let me tell you this: if you set out large bunches of parsley for 99 cents, and also small bunches of parsley for 99 cents, I will buy the smaller bunch. In fact, I might, conceivably, if you played the most potent Muzak, pay more for the smaller bunch.

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[beegle.livejournal.com]

Why? Is it because you only use so much parsley at a time? Are the little bunches of higher quality (or do you suspect as much without any evidence other than price)? Do you just like to be perverse to mess with them?