bhangmeter an instrument for detecting atmospheric nuclear
explosions, through their characteristic optical
signature: a short (millisecond-length) and
exceedingly bright peak, due to a glimpse of the
fireball; a dip in brightness as the fireball is
overtaken by the opaque (ionized) shockwave edge;
a second peak, slower and broader.
[var. of /bang/, reportedly with reference to /bhang/,
cannabis leaves and stems taken as an intoxicant,
in a spirit of skepticism of such an instrument's
feasibility, and jocular doubt of its proponents'
sobriety.]