Chick tracts! How squee! I bet we could even get that funded, maybe a little.
The grosser it is, the more medicinal. I think. Also, if it looks phallic, it makes you virile. Thousands of years of urban legends tradition support this claim! Just ask a rhinoceros.
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Date: 2005-08-22 06:14 am (UTC)The grosser it is, the more medicinal. I think. Also, if it looks phallic, it makes you virile. Thousands of years of
urban legendstradition support this claim! Just ask a rhinoceros.