Honk If You Passed P-Chem
Dec. 6th, 2003 09:07 pm"Hey -- you know, I think I know what your bumper sticker means."
"Oh, did you take p-chem?"
"Take it, it's a high school course, a college course?"
"Yeah, short for ‘physical chemistry’."
"What's it about?"
"It's, well, without things really reacting with each other, just melting, dissolving, like that."
"A course about that, huh. I don't remember they had that when I was in school; maybe they did." The gas pump clicked off. "I figured it was about drug tests."
"Hm?"
"You know, they test your pee. I just figured. Have a good night."
"You too, good night."
"Oh, did you take p-chem?"
"Take it, it's a high school course, a college course?"
"Yeah, short for ‘physical chemistry’."
"What's it about?"
"It's, well, without things really reacting with each other, just melting, dissolving, like that."
"A course about that, huh. I don't remember they had that when I was in school; maybe they did." The gas pump clicked off. "I figured it was about drug tests."
"Hm?"
"You know, they test your pee. I just figured. Have a good night."
"You too, good night."