Eli ([personal profile] eub) wrote2009-11-02 12:29 am

cesium news

Cesium formate brine is a high-performance oil-well drilling fluid. Because of its density, it sounds like?

cesiumformate.net(not actually a network provider) sings:
Order cesium formate now and you will see how quickly your production will boost and simultaneously giving your employees a friendlier working atmosphere. Whether you need our product as a drill-in, completion or workover fluid, we are ready and have the dense chemical waiting for you. [I suppose it's inevitable that terminology from the drilling industry will sound lewd.]
[...]
Stop wasting your time and money with corrosive, harmful and nonsensical chemicals that are hurting your company and staff members. Cesium formate is a great step forward for your business. Order our chemical your well productivity will increase in just a flash. We have a very strong infrastructure and you will not be disappointed with our product. It’s time to make a difference and you can easily make that happen with our cesium formate.


p.s. yeast with exoskeleton.

[identity profile] beaq.livejournal.com 2009-11-02 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh huh. He said "drilling industry". Huh huh.

[identity profile] bhudson.livejournal.com 2009-11-02 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno. Being encased in silicon hasn't really changed my reproductive activity.

[identity profile] marzipan-pig.livejournal.com 2009-11-03 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Wow.