whose pants am I wearing?

[eub]

I'm doing laundry, so I went to the pants drawer for laundry-doing pants. Right on top are these pants. They are fine pants, but they're not mine. I don't own any khaki twill (I think that's the name of this fabric) pants. But they fit. They aren't Dee's pants. Whose pants are they?

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[eub.livejournal.com]

Damned if I know. I don't think they're your size?

I theorize they're related in some way to the Entertainment Center of Yog-Sothoth out in the front hall. Fortunately, the pants didn't drive me mad.