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If you sprinkle ordinary table salt on popcorn, of course, most of it trickles to the bottom of the bowl. Salt ground fine in a mortar and pestle sticks much better. Also you seem to get more salting oomph from less salt, due to its instant dissolution on the tongue. The only problem with fine salt is that it comes with hyperfine salt. Fine salt is that which falls; hyperfine salt hangs in the air. When you toss a handful of popcorn into your mouth, a hyperfine salt aerosol drifts up the back of your nose. It makes you sneeze.

The brute-force industrial solution would be a cascade of increasingly-fine sorting screens, like you'd use for grading sandpaper abrasive. But I don't know where to come by screen that fine.

If I could get a roughly-uniform static charge per particle, I could form a size gradient by placing them under gravity versus an electrical field.

Oh, how about agitate the mix, and blow away as waste whatever rises to a certain height? Or instead of dealing with the blower, I wonder if a wet sponge placed up there would capture the hyperfine.

Long shot: exposing the salt mix to humid air might cause more agglomeration among smaller particles, narrowing and shifting upwards the size distribution.




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Date: 2003-01-22 10:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eub.livejournal.com
That sounds practical. (I forget, am I being practical?)

I went and shook my salt for a while. Hyperfine just kept billowing out, so good news is that the wet foo may not be necessary, but bad news is that I think I need a mechanical agitator. Maybe somebody in UW Chem is unloading an old mag-stirrer.

Date: 2003-01-22 11:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elynne.livejournal.com
(I forget, am I being practical?)

Um...

... bad news is that I think I need a mechanical agitator. Maybe somebody in UW Chem is unloading an old mag-stirrer.

Not noticeably. :) But that's okay. Practicality is not a requirement for everything, despite what Adult Authority would have us belive. *snaps fingers* Which reminds me to pour some dish soap in the bathtub.

Date: 2003-01-23 12:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eub.livejournal.com
Which reminds me to pour some dish soap in the bathtub.

Oooh, calf-sized bubbles.

Date: 2003-01-23 12:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elynne.livejournal.com
Unfortunately, it's a silly thing for a practical reason: I took a bath earlier, and put a bath ball-thing in, and found out *after* I got in that it was full of oil. Eeeeeeew. So now I'm all covered with bath oil (which also contains everything I washed off in the bath, and making the entire point of the bath completely moot) and so is the bottom of the tub, which makes it nice and slippery for the shower I'm going to have to take when I wake up to wash the slime off.

*aggravated sigh*

Or am I making this all too complicated? ;) And yes, taking a bath with dish soap is so fun! I discovered that in grade school, and after that my mom never had to fight to get me to take a bath, though it did terrible things to my skin. But it kicked ass to be able to blow bubbles with both hands bigger than my head! :D

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