please tell me Peeps has a biologically unreliable narrator

[eub]

because in the first twenty pages we have

• instant-acting pills. Vampires have fast metabolisms, okay stipulated, but do they have pill-triturating gizzards?
  
• bats eating carrion. BATS AREN'T BUGS.
  
• trematodes identified as fish. wtf.
  

And I'd let this all go, but the narrator says he's a bio major. Please tell me there's some plot reason, that the parasite has eaten the bio lobes of his brain for its own purposes.

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[rehana.livejournal.com]

Were the pills swallowed, or might they have been chewed?

[eub.livejournal.com]

"I cupped my hand over her mouth in a flash and heard the pills snick into her dehydrated throat." :(